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✧ 3 FOR $69 ✧

FEMCEL FOREVER THONG

Regular price $28.00
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BUY MORE AND SAVE - Snag any three of our cotton thongs for $69! Discount applied automatically at checkout.

They say that life starts at bimbofication – but that’s only because we’re sick and tired of being told that we’re not meeting the conventional standards for female objectification.

That’s why we made our Femcel Thong: for the girls who are readily taking part in one of our favorite social media trends or the girls who are genuinely frustrated about their romantic experiences in the world. No matter what, these panties were designed for anyone who is cultured, crude, and chronically online.

Ur welcome <3


Why you’ll love them
• Made from a cotton-poly blend for a soft, breathable fit and finished with cherry red bows for that little something extra 
• Designed to make you feel hot as fuck even when the world is telling you otherwise
• Produced in super small batches in NYC

Care instructions
• Hand-wash in cold water and lay flat to dry